The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to digest corn.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!