The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power of micro penis.

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The power to read your own mind

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the power to have a dick in the box

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

mint berry crunch

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!