The power to be french.

The power to be gay on command.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The power to be more human than most people.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The superpower to die in a 1 second.

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

the power to be in AA.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!