the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power of words

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!