The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to not be funny

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!