The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the power to read this sentence

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!