The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to kill yourself.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to think of food

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!