The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!