the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!