make youself dumb

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Black power

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!