The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the power to not have super powers...

The power.

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to not be color blind.

the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!