The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!