The power to turn water into wine.

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!