- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see where light is not present.

The ability to fold paper 12 times

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to fly when in something flying

the super power of being a housewife..

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to poop whenever you want.

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to poop standing up

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to change your weight

Pointless Super Powers