The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to die at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the ability to levitate

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!