to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!