the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to be a snail

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Ladder hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!