The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to see through windows.;.

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make youself dumb

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to not care.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!