The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power of the succulent game

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!