The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to think oppositely

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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To have the power to breathe

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the power to know when someone queefed

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!