The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!