The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to see via toe nails

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!