The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!