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the power to transform into Kanye West
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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.
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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am
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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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The power to see where light is not present.
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose
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The power to be gay on command.
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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days
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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old
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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public
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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts
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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.
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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes
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The power to poo without wiping.
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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.
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The power to have a super power,
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The power to control paprika with your mind
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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you
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The power to speak in only anime openings
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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation
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The ability to become shit forever.
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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!