The power to freeze ice

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

Acid tears.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

the power to see through clear glass.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to do everything that you can do.

The power to fart tear gas

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to convert metric to imperial

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!