The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to become a carrot.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!