the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to die at will

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to nit propely

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to become powerless

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to never come into existence

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!