the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the power to read this sentence

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!