The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power... to move you.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to die

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!