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The power to be french.
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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!
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The power to forget you have a super power.
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The power of bad luck
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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time
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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers
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the power to eat cheese 24/7
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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.
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the ability to glow in the light.
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mint berry crunch
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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.
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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead
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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.
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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.
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The power to be Chuck Norris
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The power to eat socks
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The power to have really sweaty palms.
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the ability to die on command
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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.
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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.
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The power to shit on the ceiling
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The power to even
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!