power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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the ability to die on command

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to have no power

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!