The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to live until you die.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!