The power to forget you have a super power.

to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to be french.

The power... to move you.

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to be gay on command.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!