The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to even

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!