The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!