Ladder hands.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!