The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The ability to go to hell.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!