The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to see the present

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to be dead

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to talk to your elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!