The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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To never remember what the word if means

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the power to sit

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!