The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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make youself dumb

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to think of food

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!