The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!