The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to create powers

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!