The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to nit propely

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!