- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to live until you die.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

to not blink for 5 seconds

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to telepathically fold paper.

power to age faster

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

Pointless Super Powers