the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to create powers

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!