- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of hindsight

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

the ability to blow yourself

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to eat socks

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to breathe slightly faster

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to have a super power,

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to be powerless.

Pointless Super Powers