The power to be a snail

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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Ladder hands.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!