The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power of minding your own business

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!