- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

The power to jizz mango chutney

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

Pointless Super Powers