- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

the power to sit

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

power to age faster

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

Pointless Super Powers