The power to be gay on command.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power of words

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power of love

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!