- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be powerless.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

the power of words

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to turn water into wine.

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to speak in only anime openings

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

ikawlhan forever

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

Pointless Super Powers