the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The ability to become shit forever.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power of the succulent game

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!