- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the power to disappear up your own asshole

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

the power to sit

Pointless Super Powers