The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to not do it.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to catch em' all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!