The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power of hindsight

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the ability to levitate

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power to animate condiments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!