the power to be immortal, but only temporally

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The ability to smell colors

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to get hurt without a break.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to (place useless super power here)

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to obey gravity

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!