The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to be normal and average

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to waste money

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to even

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!