- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

power to age faster

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to ignore useful information

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

Pointless Super Powers