The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to stop existing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!