the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power of bad luck

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!