The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to even

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!