The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to jump

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!