The power to like any show

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The Power to Power

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to see through clear glass.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!