The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to be normal.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!