The power to blink slightly less often.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power of love

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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the power of words

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!