The ability to die instantly

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!