- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

Being only half invisible.

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

the power to ejaculate lava.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to love Justin Bieber

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

Pointless Super Powers