The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to think of food

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!