The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power... to move you.

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!