the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to become famous on vine

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!