Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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i love to make shit brix

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!