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The power to reed a platypus mind.
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The power to walk on frozen water.
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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.
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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.
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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.
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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.
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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order
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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever
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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.
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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day
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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.
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the power to be invisible, but only at night
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.
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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.
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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle
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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.
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the power to think of useless super powere like this one
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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...
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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.
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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you
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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself
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The power of a power of a power of a power
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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!
