the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to waste money

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The power to stop existing.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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75% levitation

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!