- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

The power to bread toast!

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

The power to have gravity.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

the power to control nothing

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to half transform to something.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

Pointless Super Powers