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Acid tears.
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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.
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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny
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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.
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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.
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The power of being negative all the time.
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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the power to catch em' all
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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0
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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol
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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge
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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.
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Nobody in the world has super-powers.
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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.
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the power to shape shift to yourself
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The power that will grant you no power.
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The power of becoming sick when you need it.
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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.
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The power to be a woman
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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.
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the power to shit out of your nose
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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!