The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

thumb_up thumb_down +3

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Being only half invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

the power to ejaculate lava.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +68

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to love Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to have any power on this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the power to read this sentence

thumb_up thumb_down +40

the power to half transform to something.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!