The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to take a crap.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to have no power

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!