The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!