- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be asleep while in bed

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to poop every 5 minutes

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to microwave bread

The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

Pointless Super Powers