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The power to make your nose blink.
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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.
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the power to be friends with Donald trump
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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.
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The power to kill you self.
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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!
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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.
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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.
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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'
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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.
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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.
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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos
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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.
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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The power to release the bogus
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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it
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the power to fail at everything you do
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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!
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the power to see everyone as a tree
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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.
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the power to get F's on assignments without trying
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!