The power to have really sweaty palms.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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mint berry crunch

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the ability to die on command

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the ability to talk to humans

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!