The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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Taekwondo

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to not be color blind.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!